2001 Archive: The B-1B Lancer’s Redemption
Why was the “Bone” so busy? Because it turns out that carrying 84 bombs and flying really fast is exactly what you need for a… Read More »2001 Archive: The B-1B Lancer’s Redemption
2001 Legacy: The Hard Drive
Why did the blonde take her computer for a long walk? She wanted to give it a “hard drive.” Part of the 44 Classic Blonde… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Hard Drive
2000 Legacy: The Scooter
A guy rolls into the bar on a Razor scooter. The bouncer says, “Park it outside, kid, or I’ll fold it into a pretzel.” Part… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Scooter
2000 Legacy: The Rum and Coke
A guy orders a “Captain and Coke” and asks for a promotion to Admiral. Part of the 67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium &… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Rum and Coke
1999 Legacy: The Yao Ming Hype
Why were NBA scouts in China? Because a 7-foot-6 teenager was starting to make the hoop look like a toy. Part of the 54 Sports… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Yao Ming Hype
1999 Legacy: The Yellow Pages Magnifying Quest
Utilizing a heavy plastic magnifying glass to find a single carpet cleaner’s phone number hidden in the microscopic text of the giant commercial print directory.… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Yellow Pages Magnifying Quest
1999 Archive: The Owl
Why did the owl stay home? He didn’t give a hoot. Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Archive: The David Hyde Pierce Perfection
Why was he nominated (again)? For playing Niles Crane with such precision that actual psychiatrists started taking notes. Part of the 34 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »1997 Archive: The David Hyde Pierce Perfection
1997 Vintage: The Contact Silence
Why Jodie Foster? For a sci-fi movie that spent 150 minutes looking for aliens only to find out that “the real aliens were the dads… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Contact Silence
1997 Archive: The Ghost
“I’m just here for the ‘after-life’ of the bulb.” Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified