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1997 Vintage: The Contact Silence

Why Jodie Foster? For a sci-fi movie that spent 150 minutes looking for aliens only to find out that “the real aliens were the dads we lost along the way.”

Part of the 37 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1997 “King of the World, Bad Batmans & Face-Swapping” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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