2001 Archive: The B-1B Lancer’s Redemption

Why was the “Bone” so busy? Because it turns out that carrying 84 bombs and flying really fast is exactly what you need for a “Global War on Terror.”

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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In 1996, the military world was caught between two eras. We were ...read more »

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@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli10/20/2015 00:25That still only counts as one laugh!

@He_Man_Power02/19/2004 17:56I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!

@Shagadelic_9705/30/2013 09:43This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@PeanutButter_J05/20/2011 14:08It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@Lag_Victim_0103/25/1995 23:20I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!

@Keep_Calm_Fan09/08/1999 00:28Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.