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2009 Archive: The Terminator Salvation

Why the “Christian Bale Rant”? For a movie that was almost eclipsed by a leaked audio recording of the lead actor yelling at a lighting guy.

Part of the 42 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People, Bastards & The Hangover” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The Zootopia 2 Logic
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Web_Master_Flex02/27/2003 06:11I am adding this to my links page right now.
@Encarta_Explorer09/24/2006 20:24I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@Pikachu_Fan_8810/19/1997 07:22Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
@Married_With_Kids05/24/2014 09:07Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@Res_Dogs_MrPink07/12/1996 17:52I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
@Jordan_Fan_2307/18/2013 14:45Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
@Courage_Dog05/29/2005 09:40The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Talladega_N_R08/10/2009 06:35If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
@Construction_Dig04/10/1997 00:44Still digging for more humor!

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