2004 Archive: The Milk
I’m “milking” my 15 minutes of fame. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Vintage: The “Hey Mama” Black Eyed Peas
Why was the BBQ so funky? Because will.i.am was still in his “pre-robot” phase and actually played instruments. Part of the 33 Fourth of July… Read More »2004 Vintage: The “Hey Mama” Black Eyed Peas
2004 Classic: The Suitcase
Her luggage is so heavy it’s technically a tectonic plate. Part of the 56 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Flip Phone” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2004 Classic: The Suitcase
2004 Vintage: The Saw Movie
“I want to play a game.” “Is it ‘Who can stay quiet for ten minutes‘?” “No.” “Then I’m not playing.” Part of the 53 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Saw Movie
2003 Legacy: The Reality TV “Guilty Pleasure”
Why the mockery? For a year where we all pretended we weren’t watching “The Bachelor.” Part of the 42 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2003 “Angels… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Reality TV “Guilty Pleasure”
2003 Archive: The Libyans Giving Up WMDs
Why did Gaddafi surrender his nukes? Because he saw what happened to the guys in the “Spider Holes” and decided he liked his tent just… Read More »2003 Archive: The Libyans Giving Up WMDs
2003 Legacy: The File
I’m “storing” my memories. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Legacy: The Sugar
I’m “sweetening” the deal. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Vintage: The Daddy Day Care Reality
Why was the Dad so tired? Because Eddie Murphy reminded him that watching 10 kids near a bouncy house is a full-time tactical mission. Part… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Daddy Day Care Reality
2001 Legacy: The “Misunderestimated” Legacy
Why did Bush use that word? To prove that you don’t need to be a dictionary to be the Leader of the Free World—you just… Read More »2001 Legacy: The “Misunderestimated” Legacy