2014 Vintage: The Interview Chaos
Why the hackers? For a comedy that almost started a literal international war, proving that Seth Rogen and James Franco are the most dangerous men… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Interview Chaos
2013 Vintage: The Cargo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my Vine has a million loops! Part of the 40… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Cargo
2013 Archive: Song of the Year
Why “We Are Young”? Because the Academy wanted to feel young for five minutes before going back to listening to Tony Bennett. Part of the… Read More »2013 Archive: Song of the Year
2013 Legacy: Mackelmore – “Thrift Shop”
Why did everyone look like they shopped at a dumpster? Because it was still “fabulous” to wear a giant fur coat that smelled like an… Read More »2013 Legacy: Mackelmore – “Thrift Shop”
2013 Legacy: The Lone Ranger Train
Why the bird on the head? For a movie so expensive and weird that it made the actual West look like a quiet, sensible place.… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Lone Ranger Train
2012 Vintage: Candy Crush
Why was everyone’s phone pinging? Because “Divine!” and “Tasty!” became the only sounds heard during the church service. Part of the 37 Christmas Jokes: The… Read More »2012 Vintage: Candy Crush
2012 Classic: The Tesla Model S Hype
Why was the CEO staring at the parking lot? He was waiting for his “iPad with wheels” to arrive so he could look like the… Read More »2012 Classic: The Tesla Model S Hype
2012 Legacy: The Final Word
Why did the lawyer cross the road? To bill the chicken for “Consultation on the other side’s lack of apocalypse insurance.” Part of the 52… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Final Word
2011 Legacy: Contagion
Why was everyone washing their hands? Because in 2011, Gwyneth Paltrow taught us that a single touch could end the world (a lesson we’d unfortunately… Read More »2011 Legacy: Contagion
2010 Archive: The “Alejandro” Gaga
She’s dancing with guys in bowls cuts and it’s very European and very confusing. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2010 Inception of Social… Read More »2010 Archive: The “Alejandro” Gaga