2013 Legacy: Mackelmore – “Thrift Shop”

Why did everyone look like they shopped at a dumpster? Because it was still “fabulous” to wear a giant fur coat that smelled like an old basement.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2024, Christmas felt like a fever dream. We were all trying to...read more »

In 2021, Christmas was a "Hybrid" experience. We were halfway out...read more »

In 2016, Christmas was a strange mix of virtual reality and 80s n...read more »

In 2017, Christmas was a whirlwind. We were all staring at a&nbsp...read more »

In 2014, Christmas was "Awesome" (Volume 1). We were all wearing ...read more »

Why was everyone acting like a tiny, sweaty pygmy hippo? Because...read more »

Why was the teenager using a device from 2004? Because "digital ...read more »

Why was the niece staring at the bank? Because she’s looking for...read more »

Why is the holiday so "heroic"? Because James Gunn’s new Superma...read more »

Why does "Silent Night" sound like a heavy metal track? Because ...read more »

In 2015, Christmas was a return to the stars. We were all arguing...read more »

Why are there three versions of the same gift? Because the trilo...read more »

Why was everyone so "Optimized"? Because the AI did the shopping...read more »

Why was Uncle Jim sharing way too much personal information? Bec...read more »

@MIRC_Operator11/12/1995 07:10/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.

@SpiceGirls_Fan12/07/2012 18:03Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!

@Legally_Blonde_Elle03/11/2006 05:39What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@Java_Applet_User06/28/2003 04:35This joke is more portable than a Java app!

@Heathers_Winona10/03/2004 22:45Greetings and salutations! Very funny.

@Leave_Britney_A06/18/2010 08:39Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!

@Success_Kid_Win07/29/1997 13:11Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.