Why did Dead Man Walking finally get her the gold? Because the Academy decided she had been “Walking” to that podium for long enough.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
I knew you’d laugh at this.
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
This humor took me to new heights!
This joke is an Epic Win!