“I want to play a game.” “Is it ‘Who can stay quiet for ten minutes‘?” “No.” “Then I’m not playing.”
Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2004 “Wardrobe Malfunction & Wall Posts” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club & P. Sherman” Edition
In 2003, adult humor shifted toward the "Bling" era. If you weren...read more »
2025 Archive: The Knives Out 3
"Wake Up Dead Man!" "I'm trying, but the coffee hasn't kicked in...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2012 “Pre-Apocalypse & Invisible Horse” Edition
In 2012, we were living on borrowed time (thanks to the Mayans). ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Toy Story 5 News
"They're back... again!" "Just like my student loan payments. So...read more »
The Morning Wish
A romantic gesture that took a very practical turn.My wife whispe...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Dating
"I'm using an AI wingman!" "Did he help?" "He told me to be 'dem...read more »
The Late Night Text
A digital invitation that led to a very analog disappointment.She...read more »
51 Adult Jokes: The 2001 “iPod & Digital Wizardry” Edition
In 2001, adult humor started to fit into a pocket. We were obsess...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 1998 “Beret, Cigar & Blue Dress” Edition
In 1998, adult humor was purely political and deeply personal. It...read more »
The Speeding Ticket Excuse
Trying to talk your way out of a fine with a very risky story.Off...read more »
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The Neighbor’s Grass
When the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.M...read more »
2025 Classic: The Superman
Legacy Suit: "I’m wearing the new Superman suit! It’s classic!" "...read more »
2025 Classic: The Beyond the Spider-Verse Wait
"I'm stuck in a canon event!" "Is it the one where you forget ou...read more »
2025 Classic: The Avatar 3 Mystery
"I'm heading to Pandora!" "The garden shed isn't a moon, Kevin. ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
This joke is an Epic Win!
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!