2023 Legacy: The Brooks Koepka PGA Win
Why was “Big Game Brooks” back? Because he won his fifth Major and proved that while he might be in a different league, his game… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Brooks Koepka PGA Win
2022 Classic: Elon Musk buys Twitter
What was the scariest “Blue Checkmark” costume? A ghost carrying a sink into an office and tweeting, “Let that sink in!” while firing half the… Read More »2022 Classic: Elon Musk buys Twitter
2021 Vintage: Worst Screen Couple
Why LeBron James and any Warner cartoon character he dribbles? Because the chemistry was 100% digital and 0% magical. Part of the 38 Razzie Awards… Read More »2021 Vintage: Worst Screen Couple
2021 Classic: The 5G Reception
Why did the blonde climb a tree to send a text? She heard she needed a “better connection” to the 2021 world. Part of the… Read More »2021 Classic: The 5G Reception
2021 Classic: House of Gucci
Why was Lady Gaga talking like that? Because in 2021, she proved that “Father, Son, and House of Gucci” was the only prayer we needed… Read More »2021 Classic: House of Gucci
2021 Classic: The Dog in the White House (Major)
Why did the President’s dog have to leave? To prove that even “First Dogs” find the Secret Service a little too bitey for their taste.… Read More »2021 Classic: The Dog in the White House (Major)
2020 Legacy: The Bad Boys for Life
I told her “We ride together, we die together.” She said, “We stay inside together, and we try not to kill each other.” Part of… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Bad Boys for Life
2020 Vintage: The Zoom Bar
A guy walks into a Zoom meeting with a pint of beer. The host says, “You’re on mute.” The guy takes a long sip and… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Zoom Bar
2020 Archive: The Face Mask
Why did the blonde put a tiny mask on her iPhone? She heard about “Face ID” and didn’t want her phone to catch anything while… Read More »2020 Archive: The Face Mask
2017 Legacy: The Spider
I’m “weaving” a web of social connections. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified