2021 Classic: The Dog in the White House (Major)

Why did the President’s dog have to leave? To prove that even “First Dogs” find the Secret Service a little too bitey for their taste.

🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the President implement new taxes on imports every week? ...read more »

Why was the VP pick wearing hunting gear? To show that he’s a "Re...read more »

Why was Biden so busy in December? Because when you have 30 days ...read more »

Why was the wall finished so fast? Because the D.O.G.E. departmen...read more »

Why did he walk into the jungle? To show that even after the elec...read more »

In 1995, the American Presidency was a mix of Southern charm, a b...read more »

In 1998, the American Presidency became the world’s most-watched ...read more »

Why was the turkey so nervous? Because even the birds know that u...read more »

In 2012, the American Presidency was a high-stakes digital battle...read more »

Why did Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin fail? Because "The ...read more »

Why was George Clooney involved? To prove that in 2024, "Hollywoo...read more »

Why did everyone say it? Because "Unity" is the official language...read more »

In 1996, the American Presidency went digital. It was a year of "...read more »

Why did the President-elect ride in a trash hauler? To show that ...read more »

@WebSurfer_X12/15/2002 21:41Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!

@Full_House_Lover11/18/2010 21:34You got it, dude! Hilarious.

@Dumb_And_Dumber06/01/1998 03:16So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@Zoolander_Derek12/11/1996 19:44What is this? A joke for ants?

@Napster_Search11/13/2001 12:01Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt

@PeanutButter_J04/12/1995 16:17It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@Toolbar_Hater11/09/2009 03:49My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!