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2014 Classic: The Hourly Rate

 Why did the lawyer charge for the time he spent “setting up his home network”? “Strategic digital-encryption and infrastructure hardening.”

Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2014 “Alexa & The Frozen Tundra” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SoundBlaster_1604/05/1995 05:52I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
@Simpson_Quotes01/28/2011 01:25D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
@Neo_The_One02/21/1998 15:18I know kung-fu... and this joke!
@Rugrats_Tommy01/19/1995 06:06A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
@Digimon_Tamer06/13/2008 02:04My joke just digivolved into a better one!
@Breakfast_Club_B03/08/2003 00:16Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@Trololo_Man_7001/20/2012 23:49Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
@Starcraft_Zerg09/22/2013 08:54Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
@Trogdor_Burn10/31/2000 17:58Burninating the countryside with laughter!

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