Why was the BBQ so funky? Because will.i.am was still in his “pre-robot” phase and actually played instruments.
Part of the 33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2004 “Social Networks & Shrek 2” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.