1995 Vintage: The Car Rental

Why was the dad screaming? He ordered a “Full Size” car and was given a Geo Metro with manual windows and no AC.

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Seinfeld_George07/03/2013 02:11What is the deal with these funny jokes?

@Encarta_Explorer07/18/2004 16:54I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.

@Reservoir_Joe06/10/2002 00:16Professional humor for professional people.

@Ring_Member_9811/23/2000 14:04Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.

@Llamas_With_Hats05/30/1996 09:37Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!