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2012 Vintage: Candy Crush

 Why was everyone’s phone pinging? Because “Divine!” and “Tasty!” became the only sounds heard during the church service.

Part of the 37 Christmas Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Matrix_Glitch08/14/2004 20:19There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
@Incredibles_Dash10/20/2001 21:07That was super fast and super funny!
@Pirates_Jack_S06/29/1995 14:25But you have heard of this joke!
@Ricky_Bobby_Fan01/04/1998 20:26Shake and bake! Hilarious!
@Grinds_My_Gears07/01/2015 17:52You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
@Web_2_0_Fan02/29/2008 07:39This is the future of humor!

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