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2023 Vintage: Threads Launch

 Why did everyone sign up and then immediately forget about it? Because it was the “Twitter Killer” that ended up being the digital equivalent of a gym membership bought on Jan 1st.

Part of the 34 Christmas Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

32 Christmas Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & The Hangover” Edition
In 2009, Christmas was a 3D spectacle. We were all wearing plasti...read more »
1999 Joke: What Do You Call
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowm...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2006 “Wii-motes & High School Musical” Edition
In 2006, Christmas was a hazard to your living room furniture. We...read more »
37 Christmas Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & PS2” Edition
In 2000, Christmas was the ultimate relief—the world didn't end, ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Smart" Mistletoe
 Why is the doorway beeping? Because the mistletoe has "Consent S...read more »
2024 Legacy: Civil War (The Movie)
 Why was the family argument so intense? Because Alex Garland mad...read more »
2025 Classic: Holographic Relatives
 Why is Great-Aunt Mildred shimmering? She couldn't make the flig...read more »
2010 Joke: Why Is Christmas Just
Why is Christmas just like another day at the office? You do a...read more »
2024 Archive: The Final 2024 Vibe
 Why was everyone so "Brain-Rotted"? Because between the Skibidi ...read more »
2025 Classic: Wednesday (Season 2)
 Why is the niece still not mucking? Because the second season dr...read more »

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2024 Vintage: The "Bluey" Special (The Sign)
 Why were the adults crying over a moving van? Because the 28-min...read more »
2024 Classic: Sora (AI Video)
 Why were the home movies so weird? Because someone used AI to ge...read more »
2024 Vintage: Challengers
 Why was everyone playing tennis in the snow? Because Zendaya mad...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Demure" Trend
 Why was the gift wrapping so plain? Because we had to be very mi...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pokemon_Blue08/29/1995 15:36Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@WiFi_Zero_One04/27/2002 00:33Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
@Res_Dogs_MrPink04/04/2006 13:04I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
@Nirvana_Teen05/29/1996 21:30Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
@Browser_War_V02/20/2008 04:41Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

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