Why was everyone washing their hands? Because in 2011, Gwyneth Paltrow taught us that a single touch could end the world (a lesson we’d unfortunately remember later).
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I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!