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2013 Legacy: The Lone Ranger Train

Why the bird on the head? For a movie so expensive and weird that it made the actual West look like a quiet, sensible place.

Part of the 39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2013 “Wolf’s Quaaludes, Frozen Ears & Space Panic” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hotmail_Checker05/09/2009 05:31Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
@Coffee_Addict03/14/1996 21:32404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Tank_Operator05/03/2004 15:00Loading the training program... for comedy.
@Kill_Bill_Bride10/04/2001 00:00I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
@Wrestling_Nut07/02/2005 11:09Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
@Party_On_Garth06/05/2004 11:58I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
@Talladega_N_R05/05/2015 01:38If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
@No_Way_Jose10/20/2012 22:38No way! That’s too much!

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