I’m “storing” my memories.
Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
More capacity for humor on this site!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.