Why did Gaddafi surrender his nukes? Because he saw what happened to the guys in the “Spider Holes” and decided he liked his tent just the way it was.
Part of the 36 Presidential Jokes: The 2003 “Shock, Awe & Freedom Fries” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The "Inside Out 2" Success
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36 Presidential Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Hope” Edition
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2025 Vintage: The "TikTok" Redemption
Why is the app still here? Because the President realized that "D...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Meme-ified" Economy
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37 Presidential Jokes: The 2019 “Perfect Calls & Mueller Reports” Edition
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38 Presidential Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Modem” Edition
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2024 Legacy: The Trump "Ear" Moment
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Why was the old bureaucracy crying? Because they realized that "T...read more »
2024 Archive: The June Debate Meltdown
Why was the first debate a 2024 turning point? Because it was the...read more »
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Why is everyone eating raw milk and sunshine? To show that in 202...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Hisp-pander-ing" Accusations
Why were both sides dancing to Latin music? Because in 2024, "Des...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Tariff Tuesday"
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
The last city on Earth loves this one!
The highest note of humor!
Choose life. Choose a joke.
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
Top tier web animation humor!