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2004 Archive: The Milk

 I’m “milking” my 15 minutes of fame.

Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pikachu_Fan_8809/28/2014 06:29Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
@Matrix_Rebel04/16/1998 23:52I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
@Twin_Peaks_Coffee05/31/2009 19:37A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
@Nirvana_Teen04/23/2012 13:01Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
@Linkin_Park_Fan02/24/1998 17:20In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
@Ali_G_In_Da_H10/28/1999 21:14Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Grumpy_Cat_Real09/06/1998 04:21I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
@Bebo_Lover_0506/28/2001 04:33Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
@Map_Maker_X06/26/2003 11:01The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
@Epic_Fail_Guy10/02/1995 00:54This joke is an Epic Win!

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