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2003 Legacy: The Sugar

 I’m “sweetening” the deal.

Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified

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@Msdos_Expert11/19/2004 15:48DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
@Macarena_Dancer06/30/1996 08:51Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
@Linux_Distro_User06/26/1995 05:01Compiled this from source. 10/10.
@Hellboy_Red12/16/2009 18:40I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
@Liger_Owner_X07/28/2004 02:13It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
@Doge_Much_Funny04/22/2008 10:39Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.

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