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1995 Vintage: Seinfeld’s “Soup Nazi”

Why was “No soup for you!” the funniest thing? Because in the 90s, we found high-quality rudeness to be the peak of comedic writing.

Part of the 75 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Denim” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpaceJam_Fan06/22/1999 02:52Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
@Clueless_Cher09/17/2014 08:28As if! This is too funny.
@Gladiator_Proximo12/31/2002 15:44Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@Winamp_Playlist03/26/2005 04:19Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
@Reservoir_Joe12/07/2007 11:52Professional humor for professional people.
@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo10/12/1997 16:51Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
@Chain_Mail_Hater02/26/2003 07:44I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
@ODP_Editor_9905/19/2008 04:13Approved for the Open Directory Project!
@StumbleUpon_User11/24/2008 03:23I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
@Map_Maker_X09/12/2002 21:52The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.

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