2000 Legacy: The Rum and Coke

A guy orders a “Captain and Coke” and asks for a promotion to Admiral.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »

In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »

In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »

A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »

In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »

In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

@Myspace_Tom11/11/1999 18:48I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!

@The_Mask_Smokin05/11/2013 21:54P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!

@BitTorrent_0106/05/2009 17:00Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Bam_Margera_Fan07/29/1995 22:56Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!

@Boxxy_Queen03/29/2015 17:38I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!