Why did the owl stay home? He didn’t give a hoot.
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Will the real funny joke please stand up?
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
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