Why was the local police officer so busy? Because everyone was “rollin’, they hatin’,” and trying to see if they could catch us “ridin’ dirty” with an illegal sparkler.
Part of the 39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2006 “High School Musical & Hot Styles” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
As if! This is too funny.
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
Classic. Simply classic.