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2009 Legacy: The Chris Paul Trade Rumors

Why was New Orleans nervous? Because the best point guard in the league was starting to look like he wanted a bigger stage.

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2009 “Records & Redemption” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tripod_Member11/13/2004 19:04Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@Harry_Potter_Ron06/19/2014 15:49Bloody brilliant, mate!
@MTV_Unplugged12/14/2015 23:42Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
@Reddit_Original04/21/2007 04:16The front page of the internet... in 1999!
@Delicious_Links09/11/2011 08:45Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
@Opera_User_9906/10/2015 00:55Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.

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