Why did it become a thing? Because in 2007, we realized that if you run out of ammo, you can always write a very aggressive letter or stab someone with your stationery.
Part of the 41 Military Jokes: The 2007 “The Surge & Reaper’s Harvest” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Standard classic. Never gets old.
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
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