2007 Legacy: The Therapy Dog
My psychiatrist’s dog is also a therapist. He charges two treats an hour. Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Therapy Dog
2006 Vintage: The Nintendo Wii in the Barracks
Why was it a military hazard? Because in 2006, more soldiers were injured swinging virtual tennis rackets in the MWR than in actual training exercises.… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Nintendo Wii in the Barracks
2006 Archive: The Twitter Bottleneck
Why did the computer lab teacher confiscate three keyboards? Because students were completely obsessed with a weird new website called Twitter, trying to update the… Read More »2006 Archive: The Twitter Bottleneck
2006 Legacy: Best New Artist
Why John Legend? Because calling him “Legend” right out of the gate turned out to be a very accurate prediction. Part of the 39 Grammy… Read More »2006 Legacy: Best New Artist
2005 Vintage: The Best Original Screenplay
Why did Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind win? Because we all wanted to erase the memory of the four-hour ceremony, but keep the movie.… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Best Original Screenplay
2005 Vintage: The “Wake Me Up When September Ends”
Every year, on October 1st, we all check to see if Billie Joe Armstrong is finally awake. Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2005… Read More »2005 Vintage: The “Wake Me Up When September Ends”
2005 Vintage: The Ringtone
She set her ringtone to a siren. She says it “matches the urgency of her needs.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Ringtone
2004 Legacy: The Mikey
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey who? / Mikey is lost! Part of the 52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2004 Social Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Mikey
2004 Legacy: The Paper
I’m “writing” it all down. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Archive: The Flower
I’m “blooming” online. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified