My psychiatrist’s dog is also a therapist. He charges two treats an hour.
Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Better than 16-bit graphics!
One joke to rule them all!
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!