Why did the lawyer love the movie? It gave him 10 new ideas on how to frame—I mean, “defend”—a difficult client.
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Found a real treasure with this one.
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
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Crawled my way to this hilarious page.