2013 Legacy: The IRS Scandal
Why were the “Tea Party” groups being targeted? To remind everyone that in Washington, the only thing more dangerous than a “Lobbyist” is a “Non-Profit”… Read More »2013 Legacy: The IRS Scandal
2013 Archive: The The Great Gatsby Party
Why were there so many sparklers? Because Leonardo DiCaprio made us think that every 4th of July should be a 1920s gala with a tuxedo… Read More »2013 Archive: The The Great Gatsby Party
2013 Classic: The Manti Te’o “Fake Girlfriend”
Why was the college football world so confused? Because the star linebacker’s girlfriend didn’t exist, proving that “catfishing” can even catch a Heisman finalist. Part… Read More »2013 Classic: The Manti Te’o “Fake Girlfriend”
2012 Legacy: The Smoke
I’m “vanishing” back into society. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Archive: The “Boyfriend” Justin Bieber
Why was the 4th so “Swag”? Because the Bieb turned 18 and decided that “chillin’ by the fire” was the only way to be a… Read More »2012 Archive: The “Boyfriend” Justin Bieber
2010 Legacy: The 2010
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2010. / 2010 who? / 2,010 reasons why this decade will be awesome! Part of the 50 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2010 Legacy: The 2010
2010 Archive: The Arizona Immigration Law (SB 1070)
Why was the DOJ suing? To prove that in 2010, the only thing more complicated than the border was the paperwork required to talk about… Read More »2010 Archive: The Arizona Immigration Law (SB 1070)
2009 Vintage: The Guinness
“The settle is the best part.” “The drinking is the best part, hurry up.” Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar”… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Guinness
2009 Vintage: Best R&B Album
Why Jennifer Hudson? Because talent always finds a way to the top, even through the darkest times. Part of the 41 Grammy Jokes: The 2009… Read More »2009 Vintage: Best R&B Album
2009 Legacy: The Zombieland Survivor
“Rule #1: Cardio. You gotta be fast to change a bulb before the zombies get you.” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2009 –… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Zombieland Survivor