Why was the math teacher suspicious? Because something didn’t “add up.”
Part of the 52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 “Pre-Millennium” Archive archive. Historically Verified
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LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
As if! This is too funny.
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
Top tier web animation humor!