2020 Legacy: The Cursor
I’m “pointing” at the “Unmute” button. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Classic: Outstanding Lead Actress (Comedy)
Why Rachel Brosnahan? For proving that Midge Maisel’s “brisk” pace is the only way to survive the 1950s. Part of the 37 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »2018 Classic: Outstanding Lead Actress (Comedy)
2017 Classic: The Jumanji (2017) Fan
One, but they have to choose a character with a “Light Bulb Changing” special ability. Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2017 – The… Read More »2017 Classic: The Jumanji (2017) Fan
2016 Vintage: The Library
Why did the lawyer sue the library? For having a “Quiet Zone” that prevented him from yelling at his paralegal. Part of the 47 Lawyer… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Library
2015 Legacy: The Discovery of Liquid Water on Mars
Why was the gravy so thin? Because Dad said he was “honoring the Martian oceans” by not adding enough cornstarch. Part of the 36 Thanksgiving… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Discovery of Liquid Water on Mars
2015 Archive: The Potato
I’m a “couch” potato with a smartwatch. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Vintage: The Final 2015 Vibe
Why was everyone so “Awakened”? Because the 90s were officially back (via Star Wars), the dress was whatever color you wanted it to be, and… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Final 2015 Vibe
2014 Legacy: The Gone Girl Verdict
Why did the lawyer love the movie? It gave him 10 new ideas on how to frame—I mean, “defend”—a difficult client. Part of the 50… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Gone Girl Verdict
2014 Classic: The Maleficent Dragon
She’s not the villain, she’s just a misunderstood godmother with great wings. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze archive. Historically Verified
2014 Vintage: The Alex
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain why I’m late when you let me in! Part of the 47 Classic… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Alex