2016 Vintage: The Library

Why did the lawyer sue the library? For having a “Quiet Zone” that prevented him from yelling at his paralegal.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Lycos_Dog08/07/2003 11:58Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!

@Cyber_Traveler02/20/2001 18:26Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!

@MIRC_Ghost08/22/2006 23:33Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Buffy_Summers_9710/19/2002 21:55Slaying these jokes one by one.

@Kernel_Panic_9807/18/2010 03:27This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Woman_Yelling_C09/19/2010 08:25The cat is just sitting there laughing!

@PopUp_Blocker_X01/08/2005 20:25I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.

@Captain_Obvious08/13/2007 11:48This is a comment on a funny joke.