Why was everyone so “Awakened”? Because the 90s were officially back (via Star Wars), the dress was whatever color you wanted it to be, and we were ready for 2016.
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🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: Challengers
Why was everyone playing tennis in the snow? Because Zendaya mad...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Demure" Trend
Why was the gift wrapping so plain? Because we had to be very mi...read more »
36 Christmas Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Flossing” Edition
In 2018, Christmas was a bit "dusty." We were all mourning our fa...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Smart" Mistletoe
Why is the doorway beeping? Because the mistletoe has "Consent S...read more »
41 Christmas Jokes: The 1995 “Tinsel & VHS Tapes” Edition
In 1995, Christmas was a battle between the old world and the dig...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Man vs. Bear" Debate
Why was the hiking trip canceled? Because the internet spent a m...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "I’m Working Late 'Cause I’m a Singer" Song
Why was the niece so late to dinner? Because Sabrina Carpenter g...read more »
37 Christmas Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, Christmas was a victory lap. We survived the end of the ...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & iPad” Edition
In 2010, Christmas was a dream within a dream. We were all trying...read more »
2025 Archive: Minecraft (The Movie)
Why is everything so "blocky"? Because Jack Black and Jason Momo...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
33 Christmas Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition
In 2003, Christmas was a blend of high-seas adventure and digital...read more »
2025 Classic: Customized Carols
Why does "Silent Night" sound like a heavy metal track? Because ...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2015 “Force Awakens & The Dress” Edition
In 2015, Christmas was a return to the stars. We were all arguing...read more »
2023 Classic: Spare (Prince Harry)
Why was Uncle Jim sharing way too much personal information? Bec...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
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I knew you’d laugh at this.
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
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