2022 Vintage: The Trash Can
I’m “recycling” puns about “The Slap.” Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Classic: The HMO Gym
It’s just a room where you run away from people who aren’t wearing their masks properly. Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine… Read More »2021 Classic: The HMO Gym
2021 Archive: The Waiting Room
The magazines are from late 2020. They’re full of articles about “How to celebrate the holidays alone.” I read it while sitting six feet away… Read More »2021 Archive: The Waiting Room
2021 Legacy: The 2021 Metaverse Launch
Facebook is now “Meta.” Mark Zuckerberg wants us to live in a 3D world with no legs. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2021… Read More »2021 Legacy: The 2021 Metaverse Launch
2021 Legacy: The Garden
She told the hydrangeas they were “lacking a digital strategy.” Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2021 “NFT & Metaverse” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2021 Legacy: Best New Artist
Why Megan Thee Stallion? Because she’s been a “Savage” since day one and the Academy finally caught up. Part of the 37 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2021 Legacy: Best New Artist
2020 Legacy: The Cursor
I’m “pointing” at the “Unmute” button. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Legacy: The Drive-In Movie
Why was the parking lot the new cinema? Because it was the only way to see a movie without breathing the same air as a… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Drive-In Movie
2020 Legacy: The Toilet Paper Panic
Why did the blonde build a fort out of 500 rolls of toilet paper? She heard the “wipe-out” of the economy was coming and wanted… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Toilet Paper Panic
2020 Legacy: The Bathroom Magazine Archive
Maintaining a precise stack of twenty-year-old miniature condensed digests, organized strictly by the faded color of the cardboard spines. Part of the 36 Senior &… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Bathroom Magazine Archive