Why did the blonde build a fort out of 500 rolls of toilet paper? She heard the “wipe-out” of the economy was coming and wanted to be physically protected.
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This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
That was super fast and super funny!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
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