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2014 Classic: The Maleficent Dragon

 She’s not the villain, she’s just a misunderstood godmother with great wings.

Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Msdos_Expert03/25/2006 20:06DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
@DVD_Rom_King04/27/2002 16:41More capacity for humor on this site!
@Sixteen_Candles03/02/2006 02:04I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
@Brick_Tamland_L09/30/1999 15:46I love lamp. And I love this joke.
@Flickr_User_0406/28/2011 02:43A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.

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