2005 Vintage: The Ringtone

She set her ringtone to a siren. She says it “matches the urgency of her needs.”

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Unlock the humor in everyday household mysteries.My mother-in-law...read more »

My mother-in-law told me: „My son would have been a millionaire i...read more »

Smart homes aren't always smart enough for family visits.Even my ...read more »

In 2009, we were all trying to figure out how to mine Bitcoin and...read more »

We were having tea with my mother-in-law when she suddenly announ...read more »

We got a new car for the mother-in-law – that Government scrappag...read more »

Hospitality is a virtue, unless it’s mandatory.I told my wife her...read more »

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to ...read more »

In 2015, we were all staring at our wrists and trying to figure o...read more »

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb? One....read more »

Getting my mother-in-law to accept a free foreign holiday was eas...read more »

My mother-in-law called me yesterday and said, “I’m coming over f...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single "Slide to Unlock." It wa...read more »

Speed and distance are key to a healthy family dynamic.My mother-...read more »

@Burning_CDs04/09/2011 09:00I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@Jesus_Quintana03/23/1999 19:07Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@Yugioh_Duelist11/29/1995 18:41You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).

@Infoseek_Explorer12/02/2011 22:08Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.

@Rage_Comic_Fan09/08/1999 22:35FFFFFUUUUU-nny!

@Opera_User_9904/29/2007 06:02Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.