I’m a “couch” potato with a smartwatch.
Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
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You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
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I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
Heh heh heh. Good one.