2015 Legacy: The Discovery of Liquid Water on Mars

Why was the gravy so thin? Because Dad said he was “honoring the Martian oceans” by not adding enough cornstarch.

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the uncle get kicked out of the kitchen? Because he tried...read more »

Why was the whole house waking up to Mario sounds? Because Ninten...read more »

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Why did Dad "print" the bird instead of roasting it? Because 2025...read more »

Why was the sauce "locked" in the boat? Because the "Gravy-as-a-S...read more »

Why were all the parents crying? Because a 28-minute cartoon abou...read more »

Why were we wearing sunglasses in April? Because the path of tota...read more »

Why did the turkey join a band on Thanksgiving? Because he had th...read more »

Why were there so few dishes? Because the internet decided that "...read more »

Why was everyone staring at thin air during grace? They weren't p...read more »

Why was the dinner so tense? Because the cousins spent three hour...read more »

Why was the dead great-grandfather giving a speech? Because they ...read more »

Why did the wine stain disappear instantly? Because Mom wore a "N...read more »

Why did the room turn bright red? Because the house AI detected t...read more »

@Msdos_Commander07/09/2003 04:27C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@XFiles_Spooky_M07/14/2008 17:55Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Baxter_The_Dog06/10/2012 13:11Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@Chain_Mail_Hater06/12/2014 19:35I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!

@Orkut_Member_9902/17/2012 08:11A fan from Brazil! Great humor!

@StrongBad_Mail06/30/2003 11:54I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

@Tay_Zonday_Fan09/06/2011 05:35Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.

@Net_Neutrality12/13/2007 02:02Equality for all jokes!