Why was the massive war game controversial? Because the “Red Team” general used small boats and messengers on motorcycles to sink the entire “Blue” fleet,… Read More »2002 Classic: The Millennium Challenge 2002
Why was the gossip so juicy? Because Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez were the “it” couple, and your aunt spent the whole meal talking about… Read More »2002 Archive: The “Bennifer” Era
I told her I’m growing a mullet. She told me she’s growing a divorce. Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod”… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Joe Dirt
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know better! Part of the 39 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2001 Odyssey Edition… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Otto
Why was the Gin Fizz so happy? It didn’t have to worry about a “biological clock.” Part of the 67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Gin Fizz
The pastor’s closing prayer being interrupted by loud, crackling interference from a nearby baby monitor or a passing truck radio. Part of the 39 Religious… Read More »1999 Classic: The Cordless Microphone Static
Why did the student fail to bring his presentation? Because his home dial-up connection spent fourteen hours trying to download a single audio track, only… Read More »1999 Classic: The Napster Bottleneck
Why every commercial? For an album that was so popular every single song on it was licensed for a movie, car ad, or coffee shop.… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Moby “Play” Takeover
Why is my wallet like an onion? When I open it, I cry. Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition archive.… Read More »1999 Archive: The Wallet
Hillary is asked about the ‘vast right-wing conspiracy’. She says, “It’s not a conspiracy. It’s just that every time Bill ‘wags his finger’, he’s usually… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Hillary Response
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