2000 Legacy: The Gin Fizz

Why was the Gin Fizz so happy? It didn’t have to worry about a “biological clock.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Sidekick_User07/27/2003 16:24Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!

@Floppy_Fanatic06/10/2006 00:54Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@Inkjet_Printers07/09/2004 09:13Low on cyan, but high on laughs!

@Diva_Plavalaguna11/30/2009 22:38The highest note of humor!

@Goonies_Never_D06/02/2004 15:20Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Goldmember_I_L07/31/1998 02:12I love gold! And I love this joke!

@Mini_Me_Rocks11/25/2010 23:18... (Laughter in silence).

@Trololo_Man_7012/27/1997 05:03Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!