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1999 Classic: The Napster Bottleneck

Why did the student fail to bring his presentation? Because his home dial-up connection spent fourteen hours trying to download a single audio track, only for his sister to hang up the internet to use the landline.

Part of the 41 School & Teacher Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic, Matrix Coats & Pokémon Mania” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Linux_Kernel_0.107/19/2012 02:32Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@OfficeWorker_9905/09/1998 00:10I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
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