Why is my wallet like an onion? When I open it, I cry.
Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified
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To infinity and beyond hilarious!
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
May I suggest another joke, sir?
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!