I’m “writing” it all down.
Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!