Every year, on October 1st, we all check to see if Billie Joe Armstrong is finally awake.
Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2005 Digital Explosion archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
I love gold! And I love this joke!
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