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2003 Archive: The Flower

 I’m “blooming” online.

Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified

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@Jordan_Fan_2305/08/1995 08:21Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
@Hey_Arnold_Fan07/21/2000 02:02Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
@Austin_Powers_Y03/11/2011 15:22Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
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