I’m “blooming” online.
Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
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Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
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Hacking into the comedy mainframe.