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2006 Archive: The Twitter Bottleneck

Why did the computer lab teacher confiscate three keyboards? Because students were completely obsessed with a weird new website called Twitter, trying to update the internet on what they ate for lunch in exactly 140 characters.

Part of the 38 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch, High School Musical & Nintendo Wii” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Blockbuster_Refugee06/02/2014 16:41Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@Linux_Distro_Fan04/01/1995 16:00Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Silk_Road_Ghost10/01/2010 18:13Trading jokes in the shadows.
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@Happy_Tree_Fans11/04/2003 04:18So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
@Not_Bad_Obama09/05/2013 11:09Not bad. Not bad at all.
@Net_Neutrality10/01/2010 13:27Equality for all jokes!

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